"‘Men get raped and molested,’ should be a whole sentence. If you have to tack on the word ‘too,’ then you’re using the experience of male victims to silence females instead of giving them their own space."

(via goldenphoenixgirl)

Not sure if I’ve reblogged this before but it always bears repeating.

(via thebicker)

(Source: theresalwaysalwayssomething, via rapunzelie)

scumbabe:

goatbagxvx:

YOU’RE SUCH A CUTE LITTLE BUTT LOOK AT YOUR FEETS

Stop oh my god noooooo my heart

scumbabe:

goatbagxvx:

YOU’RE SUCH A CUTE LITTLE BUTT LOOK AT YOUR FEETS

Stop oh my god noooooo my heart

(Source: animalsinsinks, via iamtonysexual)

sadariaartz:

chelseawelseyknight:

agentrodgers:

voxnihilo:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

a-sensible-pantsuit:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it

now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

You’re welcome, citizen

oh my god

This is why I come here.

(Source: the-fault-in-our-star-lord, via iamtonysexual)

I actually thought Q was black for the majority of reading Paper Towns.

communistbakery:

I was trying to make a pun about escaping quicksand but I’m stuck

(Source: communistbakery, via metaphoricalghost)

digg:

This excellent dad joke was hidden in the credits of Pulp Fiction

digg:

This excellent dad joke was hidden in the credits of Pulp Fiction

(via metaphoricalghost)

Rapunzel. Exactly the same except all the same except all she does is make hair puns.

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gentlemasquerade:

Here’s some pictures of me looking killer fine today btw

moving-pictures-and-silent-films said: hi

moving-pictures-and-silent-films

I’m in the business of misery, let’s take it from the top,

We were married by the ocean, we were tethered by the sea,

Live - I wanna live inspired, Die - I wanna die for something

I woke up in a dream today, to the cold of the static

Connection has never been stronger

Send me a ‘hi’ and I will put my playlist on shuffle, write down the first line of five songs and give it to you as a poem.

officialpizzas:

red-orca:

pleasegodletmelive:

owynsama:

apharthurkirklands:

apharthurkirklands:

au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate

ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white

THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it

No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.

LEAVE MY LIFE

But at the same time, imagine bumping into someone and your whole life lights up

(Source: denmarkswag, via doll-frakking-house)

proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

(via carnivoroussquirrel)

coyocoyo:

The Bully

This comic I made over a year ago, but I’ve touched it up since and I’m happy to share it on tumblr C: while I’ve improved immensely since I made this, I’m still really proud of myself for making it.

ps. this was during a stage in my art where I was a little texture heavy, heh heh

(via carnivoroussquirrel)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via doll-frakking-house)

Homestuck

shubbabang:

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