tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

(via that-little-voice-in-your-head)

I had a dream that I was Shrek.
And I was spooning with Hank Hill.

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

(via that-little-voice-in-your-head)

dreyars:

also no one talk to me, I’ve been listening to country music all morning and now I sound like a hick.

When I go home for the weekend from college, the next two or three days back all my friends make fun of me because my southern comes out

Anberlin will be in concert in Orlando when my mom goes down there without me after Thanksgiving :(

(Source: Situarei, via lav-ishes)

Tags: this is cute

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

(via headbutting)

(Source: sleepyblob, via parkingstrange)

Tags: my life

Actual conversation at a party last night

  • Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
  • Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
  • Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

(via dreyars)

johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

(Source: sexygyarados, via alyce-in-bloom)

ohrogerss:

steve rogers to the young avengers, sternly: “you’re too young to be superheroes, you could get hurt”

bucky barnes, appearing out of nowhere: “SORRY CAN U BACK THAT UP I THOUGHT MISTER BACKALLEY HERO HERE WAS TALKING ABOUT RECKLESSNESS LIKE IT’S NOT HIS MIDDLE NAME”

(via alyce-in-bloom)

roseshock:

crystall—heart:

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Step 2)

GTFO

roseshock:

crystall—heart:

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)

GTFO

(via penguinpsychologist)

boyirl:

Eliza Bennett - A woman’s work is never done, 2011Using my own hand as a base material, I considered it a canvas upon which I stitched into the top layer of skin using thread to create the appearance of an incredibly work worn hand. By using the technique of embroidery, traditionally employed to represent femininity and applying it to the expression of it’s opposite, I hope to challenge the pre-conceived notion that ‘women’s work’ is light and easy. Aiming to represent the effects of hard work arising from employment in low paid ancillary jobs such as cleaning, caring, and catering, all traditionally considered to be ‘women’s work’.

boyirl:

Eliza Bennett - A woman’s work is never done, 2011

Using my own hand as a base material, I considered it a canvas upon which I stitched into the top layer of skin using thread to create the appearance of an incredibly work worn hand. By using the technique of embroidery, traditionally employed to represent femininity and applying it to the expression of it’s opposite, I hope to challenge the pre-conceived notion that ‘women’s work’ is light and easy. Aiming to represent the effects of hard work arising from employment in low paid ancillary jobs such as cleaning, caring, and catering, all traditionally considered to be ‘women’s work’.

(via sarcasmismybestfriend)