*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

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Also I’m chilling in the hallway because it would be pointless to go anywhere where until 11 so I’m listening into the mythology class next door. My Greek professor is teaching that class, and he’s pretty hilarious and stuff so I guess its okay

Okay so I had a biology test this morning and you know how most teachers are like “when you get done you can leave”? Yeah my professor said that but then said ” but come back at 11:00 because we are going to have class for the last 15 minutes” like why would you do that to me?



People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

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"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)



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Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

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Be cruel to me 
'cause I'm a fool for you

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I fell in love with a princess today

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Tags: adorable bby



I think I just heard my heart break.

One of the few times Angelica was decent



I think I just heard my heart break.

One of the few times Angelica was decent

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Shingeki no Kyojin => key frames to final animation

Dedicated to l-e-v-i-ackerman
Key frames originally posted by artbooksNAT [x] [x] [x]

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Tags: so cool



are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun


what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true

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Being good to each other is so important, guys.

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Look at this little turd-head. She’s pulled the mattress cover off the bed so she can nest in the elasticky edge.

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andy dwyer, king of logic

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