dsogdsg:

sqvad:

trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

this post is stupid as hell

case in point 

(via guysletsjusthavefun)

luxnplush:

bolinsbiceps:

waiting for the “steal her look” trend to die down

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(via jethroq)

gnarly:

do you ever just get too lazy to put on pants

(via parkingstrange)

lameprlncess:

a good artist knows where to draw the line

(via sabertoothfab)

(Source: meme-meme, via walrusmstr)

handpickedhappiness:

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

was there not a post about this but with twins where one was like 7 minutes older and would do the exact same thing?

My boyfriend is 3 days younger than me and I do the same thing to him.

(via nofacesbutt)

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

(via headbutting)

comealongraggedypond:

anghraine:

friendly reminder that Harry Potter

  1. at eleven, was described by his teachers as ‘bright’
  2. at the same age, according to the Sorting Hat: “Not a bad mind, either. There’s talent, oh my goodness, yes” and “You could be great, you know, it’s all here…
transdimensionalboundaries:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

WALNUT.

transdimensionalboundaries:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

WALNUT.

(Source: biencorrect, via watson483)

Anonymous said: Have you ever had an imaginary friend? :D

youneedacat:

natalunasans:

owlturdcomix:

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i like this but i don’t know why.

That’s cute.

maddoraptor:

edwrad:

are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast

(via waitingforafullcatharsis)

belinsky:

grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

#sometimes people just need to be told what’s what by a critical whale

belinsky:

grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

(Source: peregrinemendicant, via katholkn)

otakusapien:

superqueerpasta:

scaredpotter:

how many people would worship and glorify umbridge if she wasn’t a woman and played by a moderately good-looking man 

(via glitterycosmos)

gideon-jurassicpark:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

My kind of president

gideon-jurassicpark:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

My kind of president

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